Door To Door Delivery to Dracula

a 200 word TTRPG by @tiiimezombie

v1.0.1


1960 - 2000 vibes.

Some fast-talkin' sales folk just knocked on a rich (vampire!?) family's front door, selling a bonafide Product to an unwilling immortal household!

Structure:

Split into two teams - salesfolk and vampires. No GM.

Act your paired prompt each 'scene'
Scene The sellers' watertight sales pitch The vampires' code of conduct
1 Introduce yourselves, your company, your product. Tantalize the senses, demands entrance. Exchange pleasantries, bid them farewell.
2 Enter by word, subterfuge, or force! Prepare product demo. Keep your secrets. Remain Dignified. Scare/Threaten them subtly.
3 Demonstrate your product's superiority/value. Badger until it's sold! You're a hard sell, make them sweat.
4 Close the deal and skedaddle! Don't let good food go to waste.

Mechanically:

Every player has a credit card, right? Four digits are one 'group', use one per scene.

    ie.
    "With Vacuum Brand, you'll suck like a pro!"
    "I need no help sucking"
    "7"
    "1+5"
    "Succ it"

Don't play to 'win' :)

Loser treats the winner :)


Originally posted to Tumblr.

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