1960 - 2000 vibes.
Some fast-talkin' sales folk just knocked on a rich (vampire!?) family's front door, selling a bonafide Product to an unwilling immortal household!
Split into two teams - salesfolk and vampires. No GM.
| Scene | The sellers' watertight sales pitch | The vampires' code of conduct |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Introduce yourselves, your company, your product. Tantalize the senses, demands entrance. | Exchange pleasantries, bid them farewell. |
| 2 | Enter by word, subterfuge, or force! Prepare product demo. | Keep your secrets. Remain Dignified. Scare/Threaten them subtly. |
| 3 | Demonstrate your product's superiority/value. Badger until it's sold! | You're a hard sell, make them sweat. |
| 4 | Close the deal and skedaddle! | Don't let good food go to waste. |
Every player has a credit cardIf not, use this generator, right? Four digits are one 'group', use one per scene.
ie.
"With Vacuum Brand, you'll suck like a pro!"
"I need no help sucking"
"7"
"1+5"
"Succ it"
Don't play to 'win' :)
Loser treats the winner :)
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