You're a human consciousness in an Aperture Science Experimentation Frame (robot). 
Luckily, you have a human emotional range and the acute ability to feel pain whenever you're crushed by a panel of spikes!

GLaDOS is forcing you through ever more complicated test rooms.

You need:
Card deck
1D6
Test # tracker

Test rooms:
Test # + 3 cards drawn (reshuffle discard when draw pile empties)
Spades - juggle die from one hand to other
Clubs - flick die at small object (1 foot away)
Diamonds - recite alphabet backwards (5 letters)
Hearts - Bodyweight exercise (2 reps)
Each suit redraw gets harder (1st diamond 5 letters, 2nd diamond 7, etc)

Fail a challenge? roll D6 for Restart Result and Response Result.
Complete test room? GlaDOS arousal + d6. Roll d6 for Response Track.

GlaDOS Arousal = 0;

Restart Result:
1,2 - You died! Restart room, Arousal -3
3,4,5 - You failed. Restart card, Arousal -1
6 - You swerved. Restart card, Arousal +1

Response Result, regarding:
Your appearance
Your intelligence
Your past
Aperture processes/history
Science fact
Her past

Response Level (based on Arousal):
<10: insults
10 - 19: Harsh remarks
20 - 30: backhanded compliments
30+ subtle praise

By ~10 test rooms, you lose if GLaDOS hasn't subtly praised you.

created nov 17, 2025
will post fr later