You were an Aperture Science employee, and now you're a modified Aperture Science Personality Construct-based gynoid. You have the intelligence, emotional instability, pain intolerance, and sensible robophilia of a standard human - but you can be reconstructed from a box of scraps! Today, you'll be running through a bunch of personalized chambers for you, and you sense GLaDOS may be testing more than your puzzle solving capabilities....

Generate a new Room:
Shuffle all cards. Draw 2 Challenges + Rooms completed

Challenges (2-A):
Water
Glass
Buttons
Cubes
Spheres
Platforms
Launchers
Bridge
Funnel
Emancipation Grid
Lasers
Turrets
Draw twice

Spawn: Draw 2 Foreplay x Rooms completed

Foreplay (# x Clubs/Spades/Diamonds/Hearts):
2 - 5: From GLaDOS
Degradation - body
Degradation - intelligence
Smarmy Comment
Praise

6: Voiceplay
mute toggle
voice tick
voice change
Your choice

7-8: Limb Disability
Locks
Removal
Disconnect
Hijack

9-10: Distractions
Phrases injected
Imagery injected
Processor slowed
Erogenous zone

Face Card: Death
Shot
Crushed
Drowned
Exploded

Ace: Control
Self harm
Unresponsive
Worship
Pleasure

Solving a Room:
Draw 2 cards to your hand.
Cycle cards (Draw card, discard one as Foreplay) x Rooms completed
Cycle cards while Total < 14.

On death: Cycle hand

Record Progress/Foreplay

Game finishes when you do

also made nov 17 2025