Car Lesbians
a 200 word TTRPG by @tiiimezombie
v1.1.0 | 2026-02-09
You are girls, racing Fast and Furiously.
Choose Specialty, vibe.
Drive!
1. Collect Dice:
1d6, adding:
- Specialty
- Car-mods (2 dice Bank, replenish at Progress 10)
- In-game Lesbianism (1+ dice)
2. Roll, taking highest:
6? Congrats! Add 3 Progress.
1, 2? Damn. 0 Progress. Something Dogs you.
Otherwise, +2 Progress.
3. Unfavorable?
Add
- Illegal car-mods (2 dice Bank)
- IRL Lesbianism (2+ dice)
And redo 2.
Alternatives to rolling
- Victoria's Secret - 0 Progress? Add 2 to illegal car-mod Bank.
- Draft - Delay, Take 2nd place car's Progress - 1
- Heat - Rival reached 14+? Switch Specialty to {"Thirsty" - Not first} (2d).
Compare
World-build
22 progress wins.
Otherwise repeat from 1, noting if Specialty applies.
Glossary:
- Specialty (1d):
- "Yearner" - Not first/second
- "Tit for Tat" - Someone just passed you
- "Tongue Lick" - Last result was 2 Progress
- "Straight-Passing" - Anyone matches your Progress
- "Flexible" - You drafted/were drafted upon
- "Full Throttle" - Own 0 legal car-mods
- Bank - fictionally-justified bonus (ie V8 Engine); "spend" dice for use
- Lesbianism - Girls Flirting, Kissing, Doing Makeup, Yearning, Fucking. Writing Smut, Coming Out, Taking Estrogen, Becoming Girl, Confessing. Effectiveness (dice added) ruled at table's discretion. Encourage creativity and pseudo-sustainable escalation.
- Dogs - minor permanent mechanical/physical consequences. (Progress, car-mods, rivalry, touch)
This rpg is inspired because /tg/'s ttrpg Car Lesbians felt sooo distinctly cishet I needed to attempt my own version.
Car photo attribution: Bmw M4 Stock photos by Vecteezy.
© 2025. This work is licensed under a CC BY 4.0.