Car Lesbians

a 200 word TTRPG by @tiiimezombie

v1.1.0 | 2026-02-09

You are girls, racing Fast and Furiously.

Choose Specialty, vibe.

Drive!

1. Collect Dice:

1d6, adding:

Specialty
Car-mods (2 dice Bank, replenish at Progress 10)
In-game Lesbianism (1+ dice)

2. Roll, taking highest:

6? Congrats! Add 3 Progress.
1, 2? Damn. 0 Progress. Something Dogs you.
Otherwise, +2 Progress.

3. Unfavorable?

Add

Illegal car-mods (2 dice Bank)
IRL Lesbianism (2+ dice)

And redo 2.

Alternatives to rolling

Victoria's Secret - 0 Progress? Add 2 to illegal car-mod Bank.
Draft - Delay, Take 2nd place car's Progress - 1
Heat - Rival reached 14+? Switch Specialty to {"Thirsty" - Not first} (2d).

Compare

World-build

22 progress wins.
Otherwise repeat from 1, noting if Specialty applies.

Glossary:

Specialty (1d):
1. "Yearner" - Not first/second
2. "Tit for Tat" - Someone just passed you
3. "Tongue Lick" - Last result was 2 Progress
4. "Straight-Passing" - Anyone matches your Progress
5. "Flexible" - You drafted/were drafted upon
6. "Full Throttle" - Own 0 legal car-mods
Bank - fictionally-justified bonus (ie V8 Engine); "spend" dice for use
Lesbianism - Girls Flirting, Kissing, Doing Makeup, Yearning, Fucking. Writing Smut, Coming Out, Taking Estrogen, Becoming Girl, Confessing. Effectiveness (dice added) ruled at table's discretion. Encourage creativity and pseudo-sustainable escalation.
Dogs - minor permanent mechanical/physical consequences. (Progress, car-mods, rivalry, touch)

This rpg is inspired because /tg/'s ttrpg Car Lesbians felt sooo distinctly cishet I needed to attempt my own version.
Car photo attribution: Bmw M4 Stock photos by Vecteezy.