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Thank u for checking my website out! This is the easiest way to access all the ttrpg's I've made, a bunch of my jQuery/website experiments/homages, as good a write up on my gender as you'll get, and basically anything else I think is worth a permalink. Basically all content is available from this main page! Whether you got here by chance or because I met you IRL and forced you to look at it, I still appreciate your time.

This is the About Me section, which you might not realize because I've randomized the header text with song lyrics. Important details about me: I've submersed in Tumblr's in-jokes since 2013, I sent my friends a clip of Griffin McElroy yelling "I am 29 GREGORIAN years old" for a past birthday, my first game console was an internet browser on dial-up, I complain to everyone who won't listen that instead of DnD you should play some avent-garde 28-word one-pager, I'm still chasing the high of my visit to Universal Studio's Margaritaville in LA, and I cannot sleep when there's a chance to make one minor tweak to a creative project.

Edit: I was in highschool around 2010, and that's when I really had freedom to be online proper. So actually that makes a lot of sense for my sense of style, late aughts/early tens. Real windows 7 hours.

If you're taking things slow and chronologically, may as well hit one of these buttons. They're what plants crave.

Tabletop RPG's

Officially a hobby of mine, at this point. (Check the ttrpg index if this doesn't load, or if you want more guidance on which to view)